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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2010 17:58:42 GMT -5
I do hope that I shall not fall foul of the code of this board with only my third posting but I will chance my arm.
An Irishman says to an Englishman, 'Do you know how an Irish girl gets pregnant?'
The Englishman replies, 'how does an Irish girl get pregnant?'
The Irishman raises his eyes to heaven and says, 'Beejayzus, and you think the Irish are stupid!'
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Post by fretslider on Apr 19, 2010 13:35:55 GMT -5
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. He proceeds to sit on a stool at the bar and begins to read his newspaper. He hears a soft voice say: Nice shoes. He looks around but sees no-one, shakes his head and carries on reading. The soft voice then says: Nice jacket. He looks around again, but there is nobody nearby. After a while the soft voice then says: Nice tie. The man looks around and sees no-one, so he calls the barman over. I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about my clothes but I don't see anybody the man explains. Ah, says the barman, that'll be the nuts.... they're complimentary. OK I'm going to shoot myself now, sorry
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2010 20:51:10 GMT -5
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. He proceeds to sit on a stool at the bar and begins to read his newspaper. He hears a soft voice say: Nice shoes. He looks around but sees no-one, shakes his head and carries on reading. The soft voice then says: Nice jacket. He looks around again, but there is nobody nearby. After a while the soft voice then says: Nice tie. The man looks around and sees no-one, so he calls the barman over. I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about my clothes but I don't see anybody the man explains. Ah, says the barman, that'll be the nuts.... they're complimentary. OK I'm going to shoot myself now, sorry it took me three times to get it but that's okay cause I still don't get Mike's joke
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Post by Wonder Woman on Apr 20, 2010 20:57:15 GMT -5
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. He proceeds to sit on a stool at the bar and begins to read his newspaper. He hears a soft voice say: Nice shoes. He looks around but sees no-one, shakes his head and carries on reading. The soft voice then says: Nice jacket. He looks around again, but there is nobody nearby. After a while the soft voice then says: Nice tie. The man looks around and sees no-one, so he calls the barman over. I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about my clothes but I don't see anybody the man explains. Ah, says the barman, that'll be the nuts.... they're complimentary. OK I'm going to shoot myself now, sorry it took me three times to get it but that's okay cause I still don't get Mike's joke ............. now THAT'S funny!! You want I should explain it to ya, lucy?
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Post by nikki on Apr 21, 2010 8:38:32 GMT -5
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. He proceeds to sit on a stool at the bar and begins to read his newspaper. He hears a soft voice say: Nice shoes. He looks around but sees no-one, shakes his head and carries on reading. The soft voice then says: Nice jacket. He looks around again, but there is nobody nearby. After a while the soft voice then says: Nice tie. The man looks around and sees no-one, so he calls the barman over. I keep hearing this voice saying nice things about my clothes but I don't see anybody the man explains. Ah, says the barman, that'll be the nuts.... they're complimentary. OK I'm going to shoot myself now, sorry it took me three times to get it but that's okay cause I still don't get Mike's joke You made me laugh more than both of the jokes hehe
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2010 9:33:06 GMT -5
it took me three times to get it but that's okay cause I still don't get Mike's joke ............. now THAT'S funny!! You want I should explain it to ya, lucy? could you splain it Ricky?
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Post by fretslider on Apr 21, 2010 9:38:49 GMT -5
Two nuns sitting in the bath.
One nun say's "Where's the soap" The other replies "Yes, doesn't it".
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Post by Wonder Woman on Apr 21, 2010 13:36:34 GMT -5
............. now THAT'S funny!! You want I should explain it to ya, lucy? could you splain it Ricky? It's how you read it. The englishman doesn't know how to get a girl preggers. Hmm. My father never got jokes like that. Well, my mom used to tell him she'd explain it on Tuesday. It was a running joke round our house that Tuesday must be sex night. Years later, my mom told us that was their night off.
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Post by Wonder Woman on Apr 21, 2010 13:40:05 GMT -5
Two nuns sitting in the bath. One nun say's "Where's the soap" The other replies "Yes, doesn't it". Good one!! <to Cheffie: read it with a 'wear' in mind)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2010 17:30:55 GMT -5
Two nuns sitting in the bath. One nun say's "Where's the soap" The other replies "Yes, doesn't it". Good one!! <to Cheffie: read it with a 'wear' in mind) Tuesday night
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2010 17:31:28 GMT -5
Please, can an American tell a joke so I don't feel so stupid? haha
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Post by biglin on Apr 21, 2010 18:21:12 GMT -5
Chris, anyone can tell a joke.
Here's a dead corny one I heard recently.
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!
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Post by michiganmagpie on Apr 21, 2010 18:21:56 GMT -5
Well, I'm not American, but this one made me laugh out loud at my desk way back when someone emailed it to me: Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!" His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sat, head in hands. Finally, the President looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"
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Post by Wonder Woman on Apr 21, 2010 19:30:01 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHA... and some of our presidents have been just that freaking stupid.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2010 20:27:09 GMT -5
Chris, anyone can tell a joke. Here's a dead corny one I heard recently. A man walked into a bar. Ouch! THIS I get!!!! finally.....whew
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