Post by ladylinda on Dec 21, 2017 19:19:59 GMT -5
I wrote this for a poetry contest where Donald Trump was supposed to write poems instead of tweets and to write a poem about sexual harassment.
This was my entry for the contest which much to my surprise won gold!
Donald Trump Speaks on Sexual Harassment:
You know by now my thoughts are all complete
When I express them out there in a tweet
But now it seems that in this mad perverse
World where we live, I have to write in verse
Matt Lauer, Harvey Weinstein, run to ground,
Fired for doing no more than playing around
Like loads of guys have done (including me);
Hey, it’s our goddam RIGHT in the land of the free!
And honestly, it’s dumb and downright crass
To think a girl MINDS a man grabbing her ass,
Fondling her boobs, touching her pussy too;
Girls HAVE those girly parts: what’s a man to do?
You know a guy WANTED to sexually harass
Dworkin or Steinem, grab THEM by the ass?
If you’re a pretty girl wants a career
You KNOW a guy will grab you by the rear!
Same if you got a rack a man admires;
The sight of them will start to light the fires
Burning below, and make them want to touch
The tits you got that EXCITE him so much.
And when all’s said you know it could be worse:
And (as I’m trying to tell you in this verse)
In Muzzie lands you wouldn’t get to moan;
They’d rape you, beat you, then cast the first stone.
So just remember, the good old USA
Has manly men who KNOW the proper way
To show a girl a good time; gender wars?
Those bimbos are all dykes or greedy whores.
Like James Brown said, ‘This is a man’s man’s world,’
So you just take it; with our flag unfurled
We’ll put those ugly feminists to flight,
And let men rule. WE always do things RIGHT!
This was my entry for the contest which much to my surprise won gold!
Donald Trump Speaks on Sexual Harassment:
You know by now my thoughts are all complete
When I express them out there in a tweet
But now it seems that in this mad perverse
World where we live, I have to write in verse
Matt Lauer, Harvey Weinstein, run to ground,
Fired for doing no more than playing around
Like loads of guys have done (including me);
Hey, it’s our goddam RIGHT in the land of the free!
And honestly, it’s dumb and downright crass
To think a girl MINDS a man grabbing her ass,
Fondling her boobs, touching her pussy too;
Girls HAVE those girly parts: what’s a man to do?
You know a guy WANTED to sexually harass
Dworkin or Steinem, grab THEM by the ass?
If you’re a pretty girl wants a career
You KNOW a guy will grab you by the rear!
Same if you got a rack a man admires;
The sight of them will start to light the fires
Burning below, and make them want to touch
The tits you got that EXCITE him so much.
And when all’s said you know it could be worse:
And (as I’m trying to tell you in this verse)
In Muzzie lands you wouldn’t get to moan;
They’d rape you, beat you, then cast the first stone.
So just remember, the good old USA
Has manly men who KNOW the proper way
To show a girl a good time; gender wars?
Those bimbos are all dykes or greedy whores.
Like James Brown said, ‘This is a man’s man’s world,’
So you just take it; with our flag unfurled
We’ll put those ugly feminists to flight,
And let men rule. WE always do things RIGHT!